同事的简历
我至今为止见到的最赞的的CNP了– 就是放在公司内部网上的简历， 跟我一起工作的那个会说挪威话的英国DD总是对我眨眼睛， 叫我看他的CNP， 我觉得CNP吗， 都是给你的经理看得东西， 不就是在personal statement里面写上我努力工作好好学习天天向上之类的话嘛， 结果今天才去看。征得同意， 觉得一定要copy&paste一下。
首先是Personal Statement， 学到了bullshit的文雅说法！
Striving to avoid company politics and bovine excrement, and just get on with my job.
然后是工作经历
First job in the oil industry (disastrous decision) was as a rough-neck with Monument Drilling back in 1979, it’s just gone from bad to worse since then.
I’ve travelled a great deal and seen many places in the world, or rather all the dodgy places where oil is being drilled for. I’m originally from Norwich (Great Yarmouth really, but if you’ve been there you’ll understand why I ‘v said Norwich). I’ve lived in Aberdeen, Holland, Middle East and in Pakistan for a short while when they confiscated my passport.
牛逼的Education
It’s been said that I’ve got a photographic memory. I just don’t seem to have any film.
最后是Personal Interest
Sailing, hunting, fishing and anything that runs on petrol.
I’m married to a Norwegian, We’ve two Daughters “both girls” who have developed their mothers annoying ability to suck out the contents of my bank account before I’ve had a chance to use it
唉， 看来我也要更新一下我的CNP了。
One Response to “同事的简历”
 Comment by 黄德峻 April 15th, 2008 at 8:20 pm |
哈哈，很引人注意的简历。 |