每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人
回来以后在看这些别人说的句子， 笑死我了。 翻译了一些力所能及的！
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人， 这个女人的背后才是这个男人的老婆。
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
从来没有听说过努力工作会让人挂掉的， 但是为什么要冒这个险呢？
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
时间是最好的老师。 但是， 他把他所有的学生都杀死了……
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on。
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer （这个好象是加菲猫说的）
每个人都想去天堂， 但是没有谁愿意自己去死。
我不是一个素食主义者， 因为我热爱动物； 我是一个素食主义者， 因为我恨植物。
人类为了满足自己内心深处向人抱怨的欲望， 于是发明了语言。
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? （lingerie是情趣内衣之类的东西吧）
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.（哈哈！有没有胶卷看来才是关键。）
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” -George W. Bush （可怜的小布什……）
永远要记住你在这个世上是独一无二的， 就像其他的每个人一样。
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? （让我想起来了Neil当年向我解释那个工具 That is why it sucks!）
In God we trust; all others must pay cash. （In god we trust是写在美元上的话吧！）
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
什么是口头避孕呢？ 我有一次问一个女孩能不能跟我回家， 她说“不行” —- Woody Allen
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. （比苹果更有效！）
要避免雇用运气不好的雇员， 所以在看简历之前， 要先把它们扔走一半。
我的妻子真是不成熟， 我在洗澡的时候， 她会突然进来， 然后浴缸里面我的小船弄沉 —- Woody Allen变老不是问题， 关键是你要活的够长！
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. （开发票的可能不多吧，虽然我也没有经验）
6 Responses to “每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人”
 Comment by junstar July 27th, 2008 at 12:05 am |
时间是最好的老师。 但是， 他把他所有的学生都杀死了…… 这句很写实~ |
 Comment by rahj July 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm |
也翻译了一些力所能及，不过双关真是不好翻，自己理解吧 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Men are like bank accounts. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. In God we trust; all others must pay cash. （In god we trust是写在美元上的话吧！） |
 Comment by biantaishabi July 27th, 2008 at 7:53 pm |
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. —————– 这个应该是说女人比较看重物质， 而不是意识胜利法。 Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. In God we trust; all others must pay cash. （In god we trust是写在美元上的话吧！） Men are like bank accounts. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway |
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Comment by biantaishabi July 27th, 2008 at 7:56 pm |
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on ——————– 这个应该是说他如果这个时候在笑， 肯定是在心里已经找好替罪羊了。 |
 Comment by rahj July 29th, 2008 at 1:42 am |
对自己还能回来再次看这个回帖的精神感到钦佩 |
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Comment by biantaishabi July 29th, 2008 at 3:49 am |
呵呵， 我也只是明白这些意思， 但是不知道怎么翻译比较好 |